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Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they
said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo mama
so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo
mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist"
in her shower
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
Yo mama so ugly
instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra
days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo
mama so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck
to get the dogs to play with her.
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is
it Halloween already?"
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo mama so ugly that
if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo
mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
Yo mama
so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!
Yo mama so ugly they put her in dough
and made monster cookies!
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Yo mama so ugly she
looks out the window and gets arrested!
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!
Yo mama so ugly
Ted Dansen wouldn't date her!
Yo mama so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone!
Yo mama so ugly
she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life
Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days
to dress up for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday!
Yo mama so ugly if
ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects!
Yo mama so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints
Yo
mama so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mama so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
Yo mama so ugly that when
she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.
Yo mama so ugly she scares the roaches away.
Yo mama
so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!
Yo mama so ugly I heard that your dad
first met her at the pound.
Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo mama so
ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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