A boy was in his room and he heard his parents yelling at each other. BASTARD! BITCH!
What does that mean the boy asked. Well a bastard is a man
and bitch is a girl.
Ok said the boy.
One theboy was walking down the street he heard a man talking to a women. The Man said "Let me put my penis in
your pussy." What is a penis and a pussy adked the boy. Well said the man a pussy is a hat and a penis is a coat.
The boy went home and heard his dad say SHIT. What does that
mean asked the boy. It's this new kind of shaving cream. Ok said boy.
Then the boy went to the kitchen where his mom was stuffing the turkey. FUCK said his mom. What does that mean. Its what you call preparing a turkey.
The guests arrive for a dinner party. The boy stand up on a table and says "Hello bastards and bitches, let
me take your penises and pussies. My dad is wipping sthit off his face and my mom is fucking the turkey.
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