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Mommy Mommy Jokes are killers. You have to read these!!!

Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.


Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.


"Mommy, mommy! What a pretty dress!"

"Shut-up. It won't fit over your iron lung."


"Mommy, mommy! The room is spinning!"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. "Mommy, mommy! What a pretty dress!"

"Shut-up. It won't fit over your iron lung."
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"Mommy, mommy! The room is spinning!"

"Shut up or I'll nail your other foot to the floor.
Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.


Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.


Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.
 

 Mommy, Mommy! I like my brother very much.

All right, you can take another slice.


Mommy, Mommy! I don't want to empty the compost heap.

Shut up and keep eating.


Mommy, Mommy! I don't like fishing.

Shut up and stop squirming.


Mommy, Mommy! Suzi got run over by a steamroller.

Shut up. I'm in the bathroom, slide her under the door.

[Alt answer] Shut up and get the maple syrup.


"Come upstairs, son, like a good boy."

"No, Mommy, you'll only throw me down again."

 Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.


Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!


Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!


Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!

Shut up and get in the oven!


Mommy, Mommy! What do you want with that ax....


 Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat?

Shut up and eat your meat loaf.


Mommy, Mommy! When are we going to have Aunt Edna for dinner?

Shut up, we haven't even finished your Grandmother yet.


Mommy, Mommy! I hate my sister's guts.

Shut up and eat what's put in front of you.


Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards.


Mommy, Mommy! What is a deliquent child?

Shut up and pass me the crowbar.

 

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